The Woo Report: Mapping woo woo magic
Motivated by a near-death experience, Laura Scarpati hosts The Woo Report, a spiritual podcast for the curious, the open-minded, and anyone fascinated by all things mystical, woo-woo, and beyond.
Laura, your new woo-woo bestie, dives into the unseen energies of the universe, from spiritual awakenings and frequency healing to plant medicine, chakras, past lives, astrology, numerology, and the synchronicities that make life feel extra magical.
With zero gatekeeping and vetted psychics, mediums, energy healers, light workers, death doulas, shamans and more, each episode explores energetic experiences, insights, and perspectives then maps how this information can help us live better.
If you’re into the woo, love the 5D and have never-ending curiosity around it all (same), you’re in the right place.
Thank you for following, sharing, and rating The Woo Report!! So grateful you’re here 🤍
Episodes
55 episodes
54. The Buffalo Prophecy: Sabres, Bills & One Psychic's Prediction (Bonus Episode)
The Buffalo Sabres, the Buffalo Bills, and one very loud case for destiny. In this bonus episode, Laura Scarpati and Matt Dorsey break down the viral 2018 tweet in which...
53. Sacred Tobacco with Jason Grechanik
Cigarettes have been all over my algorithm lately…gasp…are they back? Western culture views cigs as a guilty habit, a vice, something a little dirty and a little addictive. But when sourced properly and without all the added chemicals and...
52. The Plant Medicine Basics I Never Knew with Kat Courtney
This episode answers questions I STILL HAD even after sitting with Ayahuasca 4 times. Plant medicine facilitator and death doula Kat Courtney gives us the 101 on a plant medicine ceremony, from the energy in the room to why f...
51. Shower Portals and Tree Relations with Hannah B
Shower portals, pleasure practice, why believing in yourself is key, and when in doubt… find a f*cking tree…Viral woo-woo girlie Hannah B joins us to share how adding the woo has...
50. Your Woo Woo Concierge 💁♀️
50 episodes of The Woo Report!!!To celebrate, I’m answering the #1 question I get from listeners: “What are you into right now?”Consider this episode your official Woo-Woo Concierge Guide, a curated list of ...
49. Unlock Your Possibilities: Access Consciousness for Everyday Life with Energetic Coach Michael Ocher
The simplicity and the transformative properties of this tool called Access Consciousness has totally blown my mind. Michael Ocher coaches some of the top spiritual leaders in the world—and in this episode, he breaks down Access ...
48. Enneagram 101: Types, Tritypes & Compatibility with Dave Cowen + Matt Dorsey
Maybe you’ve heard of the Enneagram at work? Or maybe you’ve gone down a late-night personality test rabbit hole. Enneagram coach Dave Cowen breaks down what the Enneagr...
47. Sobriety, Surrender & the Power of Now with Adam Dowling
After meeting during an ayahuasca ceremony, I sat down with Adam Dowling, a firefighter who shares how his move into sobriety opened the door to an expansive dive into spirituality. Adam shares how decades of substance...
46. When The Universe Sends Receipts with Psychic Medium Linda Spellman
How validating is it, when you either go to medium or hear about how a medium pulled through those details she could never possibly know?! The receipts you never expected. Messages from places beyond the 3D.
45. Ayahuasca Explained: Ceremony, Purging & Integration with Pachamama Sanctuary Founding Pastor Derek Januszewski
Derek Januszewski has sat with Ayahuasca more than 150 times and is the founding pastor of Pachamama Sanctuary in Maine. A father of three and a survivor of profound trauma and addiction, Derek came to the medicine in 2017 and has since devoted...
44. The Power of Somatic Movement with Dance Alive Coach Tierra Karou
Often spirituality pulls us up and out. We often wanna connect into the crown chakra, the ether, the beyond. But somatic work, the practice of tuning into the body’s sensations, brings us right back in. Back into this miracle suit w...
43. Inside My Ayahuasca Experience with Matt Dorsey
Ayahuasca - an ancient Amazonian plant medicine. A brew made from two plants that somehow unlocks a portal to your inner world. People drink ayahuasca for many reaso...
42. Down The Woo-Woo Rabbit Hole with Hypnotherapist and Intuitive Guide Lynnsey Robinson
Once you start really digging into unseen energies...it’s a slippery slope. In the world of woo-woo, there is a lot out there. Past lives/ numerology / astrology / human designs / dreams / hypnotherapy / understanding chakras / and a mill...
41. Communicating with Animals & Equine Therapy with Kate Neligan
Kate Neligan is an animal communicator and healer who specializes in equine-partnered spiritual growth. Meaning: she works with her horses to help people heal, offering greater clarity, focus, empowerment, improved communication, deeper self-aw...
40. MDMA Therapy with Serena Turner
Content Warning: This episode contains a conversation about an act of childhood sexual assault.MDMA — also known as the pure form of Ecstasy or Molly — is a psychoactive substance that increases serotonin, dopamine, and oxytocin in the ...
39. Clean Living with Holistic Health Expert Alexandra Brook-Clark from ARMUR Health
Our homes should feel like sanctuaries, places that nourish and restore us. But so often, everyday things we use, from our beauty products to our cleaning supplies, are not nourishing at all. They could be draining our energy or even maki...
38. The Witch Within Us with Mia Magik
What does it mean to be a witch in 2025? This week, I’m talking to the incredible Mia Magik — modern witch, spiritual teacher, viral rage-ritual pioneer, and a total force of nature. Her...
37. My Past Life Regression Experience with Mayra Rath of Soul Signs Hypnosis
Past Life Regressions are so WILD! And my experience with Mayra Rath of Soul Signs Hypnosis, was exactly that. We talk all about it in this episode and we also discuss:- Doubt and Ego during your Past Life Regression- ...
36. Upgrade Your Mindset with The Energy Surgeon Andrea Choate
Andrea Choate is the founder of Soul Mechanics Healing and the pioneer of Integrative Quantum Mindset Coaching. She supports success-minded people to transform their inner world and create the meaningful results they most desire...
35. Burning Man & Plant Medicine with Selema Masekela
Burning man is an annual weeklong gathering in Nevada’s Black Rock Desert where 70,000 people create a temporary city dedicated to art, community, and radical self-reliance - it culminates with the burning of a large wooden effigy called th...
Ep 34: Breathwork, Nourishment & Daily Practices to Drop In, Detox & Restore with Shanna Fiorucci
We are back at it. Into the school year. Moving into fall. This is the time of year for me when I fall into my masculine/work horse mode. Maybe many of us do? There’s so much I wanna get done in a day and yet I have to r...
33. Letting Go with Hospice Nurse Kristin Kildea
We had to put our dog down last week and it gutted us. In my grief I came back to this podcast. Living in the edit of this conversation was such a gift, because while it's expansive, at its core, it's about letting go. ...
32. Your Purpose and How to Find It with Career Coach Alana Cummings
When we pause, look inward, or intentionally take stock of our lives, a question almost always rises to the surface: What is my purpose? Why am I here? What am I meant to do?In a capitalist society, we’re taught to believe our c...
31. My Near-Death Experience Explained with my husband Matt Dorsey
It's the 5 year anniversary of my near-death experience. When I got run over by a car while 18 weeks pregnant. The moment that cracked me open, transformed my life and affected those closest to me. I. Am. So. Grateful. To. Be. Aliv...
30. Mediumship, Your Spirit Guides and How to Connect with Them with Psychic Medium MaryAnn DiMarco
Get yourself a psychic medium who can talk to dead people and your guides!MaryAnn DiMarco is a psychic medium, author, speaker, spiritual teacher, and one of my all-time favorite guests on The Woo Report. In her new book, ...